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Since I've been relatively free this week, had the opportunity to browse quite a number of blogs, especially those of my dear students. While most grumble about having to study common tests, or about tiring practices to prepare for NDP, there was a particular blog which I found extremely entertaining, which I would also like to share with anyone who's reading this post.

This very interesting student had a very interesting post which caught my eye, I shall not post the link to his blog as it is full of Harry Potter spoilers, which could make alot of people curse at him if they read whatever he had in there.



Thursday, July 26, 2007




To: Police Headquarters
From: Tay Chin Wen

Date: 26 July 2007

Report of Theft

I am Tay Chin Wen, the chairman for playboy magazine. I witnessed a thief trying to steal my magazine in a shop nearby while I was planning to bomb it.

The thief looked neither like me nor you. His face has tanned, he was short and he had a cunning smile on his face. On closer inspection, I realised it was my physics teacher, Mr Wu. Apparently the theft happened at around 12 midnight. As I remembered that Mr Wu has just recently come back from a camp, he was totally black. In the dark, he couldn't be seen at all. Anyway, he was trying to steal a playboy magazine from a shop named "Lao Ba's Book Shop". I caught sight of him stuffing the magazine down his bag. Thus, i decided to report to the police.

When he was in the midst of stealing the magazine, I guiltily admit that at the same time, I was trying to place an atomic bomb in the cashier's area. However, I noticed that the other customers were also trying to remove the price tag from the products. Suddenly, a small grenade dropped out from my side pocket. It exploded slightly and hurt a few customers. I take this chance to apologise to the public that I was planning a surprise bomb attack on the shop.
However, during the explosion, I witnessed Mr Wu grabbing as many playboy magazines as possible and simply walked out of the shop. I hope that you can catch him as soon as possible. Thank You.

Signed, Tay Chin Wen

(Extracted from " The Daily Affairs of Tay Chin Wen ")

...4:52 PM

Well, first impression, for the language used in this particular report, its decent and there weren't many grammar or spelling mistakes. However, the plot is pretty much a ton of bullshit, and I shall now reveal who this person actually is.



Haha, this guy above is the student who wrote the report above, and of course this isn't how he looks like now. His appearance best suits the quote 'Looks can be deceiving'. I still can't imagine that he was already this cunning-looking at a young age, makes me wonder how he'll grow up to be. HAHAHHA.

Anyway, thanks for the very entertaining post Jiawen. I hope you keep up with the love of writing, and sincerely hope you will pass your English tests or exams with flying colours. Cheers.